The interior of Hush in LoDo, photo from J Fly Presents.

– As we reported yesterday, “The Real World” Denver went out to celebrate cast member Davis Mallory’s 23rd birthday in Mile High style at Hush, a club at 14th and Larimer in LoDo that bills itself as an “atmospherics parlor,” whatever that means…

– We spoke with a couple people that were there last night and got some insight into the relationships and sexual behavior of the cast members. A model from Brooke Fogg’s agency (she’s a Denver Post blogger that has seen the cast around town a few times) wrote in with this:

“We went to Davis’s bday party last night… they were drinking at Sambuca for a bit and then partied at Hush for the majority of the night. All I can say is cast member Brooke the brunette is awesome, she was giving all the camera guys and police officers lapdances and told us she’s the only one in the house that hasn’t had sex yet.”

– A gay black guy, possibly one of Davis’ friends, was dancing up a storm at the club. “Maybe it was one of their groupies,” our source told us, “but he definitely had a mic and definitely was doing some crazy Michael Jackson impersonations. Really skinny, lanky kid, not Ty…”

Have a seat and let the lapdances for off-duty cops begin.

– Our source thought about taking a photo but didn’t because of the “huge cops” everywhere. She did tell us that cast member Brooke has a friend in town from California named Cassandra” (she thinks). “Cute, short blonde hair, big boobs, 5′7-ish, so stay on the lookout for her.”

– Apparently the night was pretty bizarre, as the waitresses kept sneaking cast members into the kitchen to take shots. “They’d all be really chill and relaxed until the cameras came on them, and then they’d totally overact the drunk dancing.”

– Brooke Fogg herself wrote in to give us her observations from the night: “Let’s just say that maybe ‘gay‘ means ‘happy‘ to Davis because that boy definitely likes the females too. Especially Brooke (the cast member), who he was making out with in the unisex bathroom right in front of me last night.

“Then Alex and Ty walked in and broke it up and started dancing for the cameras. Sources told me that Davis and Jenn are also ‘friendly’ sometimes and possibly one of the females roomates was involved in threesome with him and another guy! Apparently (Davis) is a total God boy too and life in the big city is proving to be filled with one sinful experience after the next.”

Wash your hands? Get your freak on? It’s your call in the unisex Hush bathroom.

– None of this is surprising, of course, as “The Real World” is well known for its softcore porn/soap operatic plotlines and group sex overtones. I’m just trying to picture off-duty cops getting lapdances from someone that’s probably young enough to be their daughter.

*shuddering noiselessly*