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Guess where Tyrie ended up in this week’s episode?
– I once again thought it would be convenient to catch “The Real World: Denver” at its 2:30 p.m. afternoon sneak, instead of the regular 8 p.m. MST time. Here’s a liveblog:
2:30: Flashbacks include Jenn hearing about Jared’s infidelity and Jenn committing her own infidelity with Stephen’s friend Darnell, plus Tyrie and his girl Jazalle getting into it about Tyrie having slept with another girl. And by “getting into it,” I mean Tyrie scaring the crap out of Jazalle by cornering her, yelling at her and pulling her arm. Ah, young love…
2:31: With the help of the other roommates Jazalle gets away from Tyrie and goes outside to cry. Tyrie stomps through the house freaking out as Stephen tries to calm him down.
2:32: Jenn, Darnell and Stephen wait just inside the front door while the Tyrie tries again to talk to Jazalle outside. No dice. Now Tyrie’s yelling in the street while the roommates acknowledge that the cops are watching him the whole time (do they mean the uniformed, off-duty cops “The Real World” uses as their personal security detail?)
2:33: Tyrie tries to explain that he can’t communicate to Jazalle while she’s constantly talking. Jazalle says she didn’t say anything. Hard to tell with that whiplash editing.
2:34: Tyrie offers to break up with Jazalle and she decides she wants to go inside again. In the foyer Jenn is all, “Are you OK? Look at me.” Jazalle: “Are you serious?” Unfortunately, yes Jazalle, Jenn is serious. Or as serious as a Raiderette can be.
2:35: Tyrie angrily marches west down Market to get away from everything as three cops watch, arms folded. Stephen follows and tries to reason with him.
2:36: Tyrie is all, “Do we need to go inside the gate?” Stephen says “yes” and Tyrie heads back, but not before drunkenly peeing outside the house. Or rather, on the house. Way to go. Right in front of the cops.
“You can pee too, officer! I don’t mind!”
2:37: This ain’t Ohama, dude. The cops cuff him and put him the back of the squad car. Overall the officers are way calm with him, despite the fact that they’ve had fun messing with other people acting far less intoxicated, whether that’s holding the door open at the house or taking pictures on public property.
2:42: “Everything that’s happening, he’s bringing it on himself,” Stephen observes. So true. Tyrie continually yells for Jazelle to come to the window of the squad car so he can talk to her. So let’s get this straight: He doesn’t get in trouble for screaming at and potentially hurting a woman, but he does for peeing? Priorities, people.
2:43: “To see a black guy that’s a friend of mine get arrested is a sad thing,” Stephen says, lamenting the stereotype that young black men are angry, in the ghetto, and in jail at some point in their lives.
2:44: Jenn, a veteran of the drunk tank (and drunk herself at the time) talks about what’ll happen with Tyrie in the joint. Jazalle seems disinterested in visiting Tyrie, because she’ll cry. Why? Because she loves him. Why? No clue.
2:45: The next morning Stephen and Alex (hey, way to make an appearance!) leave to pick Tyrie up from Jazalle’s apartment complex, where he’s been crashing since getting out of detox. Alex: “If this happens again we’ll call his mom. We’ll send his ass right back to Omaha.” Stephen: “They are Bobby and f**king Whitney.” That may be, but I didn’t see Jazalle smoking any crack, or having a singing career at any point.
Jeeps: Now you can weep in them!
2:46: At Jazalle’s apartment complex Tyrie ambles down the steps, defeated, and climbs the back into the Jeep. He begins crying and talking how the world thinks he’s a woman beater now. Nah dude, you just shouldn’t have screamed at Jazalle like a freakin’ drill sergeant. Tyrie: “I don’t even want to be here no more.” And then, appropriately, the rains come. Somewhere a baby cries.
2:47: Back at the house Tyrie calls his dad to explain the situation. Dad: “That’s interesting. That’s a situation you’re probably not going to want to repeat. That’s going to be with you the rest of your life.” He reminds Tyrie it may come back to haunt him when he wants a political career. Ah, if only he were white. Then he could do cocaine, get DUIs, dodge the draft, lie, fail at business, and someday, still be president!
2:48: Tyrie, Alex and Stephen walk down Market Street as Tyrie expounds upon what a sh**ty experience being in detox was.
2:49: They head to The Delectable Egg for some grub. But wait, we’re low on relationship drama! Cue Jenn talking on the phone to Jared, going back and forth about who cheated the most. Darnell joins the boys at the Delectable Egg.
2:50: The guys, rightly, warn Darnell against Jenn’s craziness (Stephen puts it more diplomatically, of course). On the phone, Jenn catches Jared in a lie when he admits that he HAS been kissing people, but he hasn’t been having sex with them. Then he hangs up on her, and cue Jenn crying. Again.
2:55: At Club Evolution, Jenn and Darnell are making out about a foot from the camera, Jenn with that typical porn star tongue thing going on.
2:56: After getting the scoop on Jenn’s past from Stephen, Darnell asks Alex if it’s cool that he goes after he. Alex just laughs and laughs. “We try to keep things casual in the house,” he says. Real, casual. Jenn looks on as they talk, the little drunken gears in her mind making audible noises.
From left to right: Normal, Crazy.
2:57: Of course, next we’re back at 1920 Market St. and, more importantly, in the bedroom with Jenn and Darnell. Jenn: “Something about Darnell’s energy is amazing and I just really have this attraction for him.” By energy, we’re sure she’s referring to the energy emanating from his pants.
2:58: The next morning Alex, Stephen and Darnell grab some pizza and talk. Darnell: “Stephen was telling me, ‘Don’t get too attached because that’s what she’s like.’” Dude, you’ll only get attached if she bonds you to the bedpost with leather straps or some sh**. “I’m just here for the week,” Darnell continues. “It’s great, but it was unexpected.” As the rains continue Tyrie and Jazalle head to Rock Bottom Brewery. Jazalle apologizes for getting mad, which may be warranted — but where’s Tyrie’s apology for twisting her arm, literally?
2:59: Tyrie: “It was her fault that we got into the whole argument.” That night back at the house, Jenn and Tyrie have a little heart-to-heart. Jenn warns Tyrie that Jazalle is sensitive from f**ked up stuff earlier in her life. Tyrie: “I’ve done more in the past eight weeks that we’ve been here that’s damaged my reputation than in my whole life.” Yep, and it’s on national TV dude.
3:00: Later Tyrie says, “I wasn’t ready for the emotional storm…” Cut to his conversation with Jenn in the courtyard. Jenn, always the sage advisor, suggests maybe Tyrie should go home. As much she cries and gets wasted, Jenn is sort of the old pro here, isn’t she?
Next week: Stephen runs from conflict, Outward Bound comes back to the house, and missing roommates Davis, Colie and Brooke make an appearance. Apprently they were found in the wilds of Denver about a half mile from the house, having wandered away to thumb their way home.
Still can’t escape this show. I swear it’s a drug. I, too, caught it on the afternoon sneak peak and let my brain rot away while I watched it.
How dumb can you be to pee in public, with a camera crew following you around, knowing that the police are watching you like a hawk?
And I wish Jen would give more good advice. That girl’s a piece of work.
The best thing about this week’s episode is that it is Colie, Davis, and Brook-free. Fortunately we don’t have to listen to Brook talk. like. every. word. is. a. sentence. in. and. of. itself.
Bring back Real World I!
Comment by Franklin — March 21, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
I heard in the aftershow that Brooke made out with Jenn… in which episode did this happen?!
Comment by Riki — March 21, 2007 @ 11:34 pm
I love this show! I think in the first episode Brooke and Jenn made out in the hot tub. Does anyone remember that
scene?
I find Colie really annoying and Jen slurs all the time making me think she is drunk all of the time? Steven seems to be the only sane person in the house. He made me laugh in last nights episode when his mouth dropped open when he saw Jen and Darnell making out. He said “that’s messed up”.
Comment by Anonymous — March 22, 2007 @ 10:58 am
I feel so sorry for Jenns boyfriend Jared. That girl is a straight up WHORE. She sleeps with all the guys that step into the house.
Comment by Anonymous — March 22, 2007 @ 11:12 am
Franklin…you are hilarious. That is exactly how Brooke talks. A Brooke-free episode was nice.
Comment by kelly — March 22, 2007 @ 11:16 am
Riki — The hot tub makeout session between Jenn and Brooke was in Episodes 1 & 2 (http://www.getrealdenver.com/2006/11/23/episode-1-drama-kings-and-queens/). We used to have an unedited YouTube clip of it on the site but Viacom made YouTube take down all its MTV-related clips. You can probably still watch it on MTV’s “Real World: Denver” site though by going to either the Video or Episode Guide sections.
Comment by John Wenzel — March 22, 2007 @ 11:24 am
Going back a few episodes, remember when Colie stopped at the hospital because she was feeling sick?I can’t believe what a baby she was when they took blood from her arm and she was bawling like a big baby. Guess what Colie, you make you with random people all the time you’re likely to catch something. Let’s not forget the “sick couch” she made. Give me a break!
Comment by Anonymous — March 23, 2007 @ 10:43 am
What’s up with Tyrie sobbing in the back of the SUV after his roomies picked him up from Jazalle’s house. Are you kidding me? Come on Tyrie, urinating in front of the cops, have another beer!
Let’s give Steven a hand for being the most together person in that house. The rest need to attend AA meetings on a regular basis.
Comment by Anonymous — March 23, 2007 @ 10:48 am
Why are you so annoyed with Colie? Because she had mono? I don’t think the sick couch was that big of a deal. I sleep on my couch too when I am sick and wasn’t that Colie’s mom that suggested that?
I don’t think it’s a big deal that Colie is 21 and kisses other boys. Do you know Colie, because it’s sounds like your grudge is much deeper than you are letting on.
Comment by k — March 23, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
Hey K, I don’t like Colie either! Did you know the deep kissing that Colie does with random boys and girls can get you sick? Mono is no joke and neither are STD’s of the throat. A “sick couch” sounds like something a grammar school kids mom makes when they are home sick from school. None of use know Colie, we’re just commenting here.Perhaps you 2 are buddies?
Comment by Anonymous — March 25, 2007 @ 11:52 am
Did anyone notice that Tyrie wears the
same jeans in most episodes? What’s up with the jeans with the big faded white spots on the front? I’m not so sure those were ever fashionable, perhaps for a brief moment in 1990?
Has he been spending time with LL Cool J because he says “you know what I’m saying” way too many times. Does he also have anger management issues?
Comment by Anonymous — March 25, 2007 @ 11:58 am
Does Jazalle know that Brooke made out with Tyrie when all the roommates when out on the town one night?
Darnell must know Jen is easy. He said in the last episode something about she was a cheerleader and he’d die a happy man. This guys brain really must be in his pants. Poor Jen, has she ever even been sober in any episode? Does she ever worry about STD’s?!
Comment by Anonymous — March 25, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
To the comment made by K, Colie is a baby and can make out with random people, but gets upset when Alex does it. She is unstable when it comes to boys. Did you forget to check the poll on this site, she’s the most hated cast memeber, has been for a while. Ha!
Comment by Anonymous — March 25, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
I’m not saying anyone has to be a part of Colie’s fan club, but I guess I don’t understand why she is as hated as she is. I’ll give you that she is unstable when it comes to boys, but so are most 21 year old girls. I know she has issues, but no more so than anyone else on the show.
And to the comment above, I feel sorry for you if you are so happy that Colie (or anyone for that matter) is the most hated cast member. It’s kinda a mean poll, and if you think it’s funny, it doesn’t say much about you.
Comment by k — March 26, 2007 @ 7:54 am
Hey K, it sounds like you might have some sort of secret crush on Colie. Do you? We’re all here to make comments on this site, not get personally bashed by you for discussing what we feel is right and just. Polls get results, they happen all the time. Get real!
Colie is as annoying as a fly hanging around a picnic on a bright clear day!
Comment by Flipper — March 26, 2007 @ 10:27 am
I wouldn’t say Tyrie and Jiz-all are Whitney and Bobby, more like Ike and Tina Turner.
Comment by sman — March 26, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
K, Don’t sweat it. Colie doesn’t…In TV land any kind of publicity is a good thing.
She has a huge fan base go to her my space.
Comment by Nola — March 26, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
I love when Jenn said that kissing someone in public is much more intimate than getting drunk and having sex with your roommate on national TV. Yeah Jenn, MUCH more intimate. Keep trying to rationalize it.
Comment by Joe Smoe — March 26, 2007 @ 8:35 pm
Everyone seems to spend an awful lot of time bashing Brooke, Colie and Jenn. Why is that? I am certainly not going to stick up for those bimbos, but the men in the house do just as many slutty, drunkened and stupid things. Let’s take Tyrie to start with…the whole last episode was devoted to his drunkened slurs of a conversation with Jazelle where he did everything from professing his love to her, pushing her around and peeing in front of the cops. How about Alex? He’s a slut himself! He sticks his d**k pretty much in any woman that walks by! In writing all this I am just saying if you are gonna bash people on this ridiculously self-obsessed show, bash everyone that deserves it!
Comment by Sara Smith — March 27, 2007 @ 8:55 am
To the comment made by Sara, I agree the guys in the house are just as bad as the girls. I am not a fan of Tyrie especially after hearing him verbally abuse Jazzy and he did shove her around. Alex “hooked up” with Colie in the first episode. His alcohol intake is huge. None the less he is a psych major, maybe he can expain some of his actions that seem unbecoming to the rest of us.
Comment by Anonymous — March 27, 2007 @ 10:30 am
Three psycho girls and three psycho guys. that leaves one relatively sane person…stephen. When are we gonna see his crazy come out of the closet?
Comment by Sara Smith — March 28, 2007 @ 10:11 am