Brooke contemplates whether to claw Davis’s face off with her hands or a gardening tool.

– Another week, and another episode of “The Real World: Denver” delivers the overblown, pointless and oddly watchable drama that we crave. This time Brooke loses her shizz with Davis while Tyrie freaks out unnecessarily over his relationship with the increasingly clingy Jazalle. Let’s check in with a liveblog:

8:00: Excerpts from previous weeks include the Tyrie vs. Jazalle drama (including Ty’s trip to detox) and the Davis vs. Brooke situation, which finds the emotionally mismatched Southerners courting amidst sexual confusion and copious amounts of booze…

8:01: We open with Brooke naked in Davis’s bed. “We clearly have a very flirty relationship,” she says. True, because really, who wouldn’t consider being naked in someone’s else’s bed just “flirting?” Side note: Watching Davis cavort so happily makes me sad knowing that in a few months he’ll get clocked in the face on Inferno 3 (but not for being flirty).

8:02: Stephen and Tyrie look on, amused and perhaps unable to tear themselves away. Ah, live softcore porn. Simply the best. What else turns them on? Read it right here.

8:03: Davis and Jenn head to Spill for drinks, Jenn looking thoroughly disinterested in everything Davis has to say. Who the hell thought it would be a good idea for these two to hang out alone? Oh right, NO ONE.

8:04: Jenn seems slightly more interested (but just as pissy) when Davis complains how doesn’t really have anyone in the house. He dissects Colie, Jenn and Brooke’s appearances, not realizing/caring that Jenn’s going to turn around and immediately tell everyone about it. Most egregiously, he tells Jenn he thinks she should lose weight. Ouch. Dude, even if it’s true you NEVER tell someone that unless you’re their frickin’ doctor or parent.

Jenn listens intently as Davis explains how not to have sex with everything in sight.

8:05: Of course the very next scene is Jenn telling Brooke and Colie about it while Davis is in the other room at the computer, not giving a crap. When asked, he drunkenly denies having said anything at all.

8:06: Jazalle stops by to say hello to Tyrie but he seems put out by the whole thing. He’s all, “If I said I’m going to give you a call tomorrow, I’ll give you a call tomorrow.” Jeez, chill dude. What’s the deal? It’s not like Jazalle is asking you to move in with her.

8:07: Tyrie dismisses her and later on the phone Jazalle is practically crying, trying to figure out if they should even stay together. Um, that’s a big no. They get into it again, Ty practically hanging up on her and later calling her a “damn overly-emotional bitch.” Lots of respect there. Maybe these two should get married.

8:08: Brooke heads off to meet up with her psychologist parents, who are in Denver from Nashville for a visit. They immediately question her about the roommates and she mentions all the sh*t talking Davis has been doing.

8:09: A tour of the house leads Brooke’s father to notice that where Jenn and Colie have pictures on their shelves, Brooke has high-heeled shoes. Are you really surprised, proud parent of “Nashville Party Girl 2005″? They run into Davis and he acts all complimentary, even saying that Brooke looks nice. Ah, the many faces of drunken backstabbing.

Brooke’s parents correctly guess that Davis isn’t wearing any underwear.

8:10: At Two-Firsted Mario’s for pizza, Brooke’s mom says Davis seemed nice (and he did, since he wasn’t drunk). Brooke engages in some armchair psychology herself and speculates that Davis simply feels sad because his sexual orientation has alienated him in the house.

8:11: Just wait, Brooke, and you’ll see how it’s actually his a**hole comments that alienate him. We appropriately cut to Alex, Stephen and Davis on the rooftop at LoDo’s where Davis is unapologetic of his comments about the girls. Oh man… this can’t end well.

8:15: After a commercial break, Tyrie heads out to jog and talks about how he and Jazalle do nothing but argue. I’m going to have to agree with him.

8:16: Later he calls Jazalle and says he wants to chill out, but Jazalle would rather break up than do that. She eventually capitulates and accepts what he wants. Good thing they’re treating this drunken summer fling like a frickin’ marriage.

8:17: “Darc Kent (Tyrie’s playa alter ego), has been officially released from his bottle,” Tyrie says in the confessional. Man, that didn’t take long. Next the guys are out partying and dancing like boys gone wild, guzzling beer out of sweet mini-carafes. Nice.

Work it! Work it, girl!!

8:18: Brooke says she’s going to confront Davis at the bar and when she does, he repeats what he said before (namely that she has no chin when she looks down — a pretty cheap shot). Brooke gets upset and leaves, crying and running back toward 1920 Market Street. What did she expect would happen? I’m not saying Davis isn’t a dick (because he is) but Brooke needs to be realistic.

8:19: Back at the house and by herself Brooke goes into the bathroom to start crying. Soon it becomes a full-on freak-out of screaming at the top of her lungs, just like in previous episodes where someone got on her bad side. And by bad side I mean any side. I bet the producers were practically salivating when they saw this footage.

8:23: Brooke walks around kicking and throwing little things around the house, drunken and absolutely psychotic-looking. Hide the jug o’ Rossi!

8:24: She writes a series of crazy-scrawl notes and places them on Davis’s bed, then starts messing with some sh** in his room. Ah, maturity. Tyrie and Davis return home, blissfully unaware of the mental breakdown upstairs. Colie eventually finds Brooke laying on the ground in the closet and talks to her about what happened.

Brooke would never, EVER find a flimsy excuse to freak out hilariously on her roommates.

8:25: Davis doesn’t appear to care about the chicken scratch notes on his bed as Alex leads him drunkenly into his room. Nighty night, drunkass!

8:26: Says Colie as she tries to help her up: “Brooke, you’re stronger than this.” Really? Think about that statement. The next day Brooke’s in courtyard sunning herself as Davis is just waking up. He admits that he said it just get at her. Like Stephen, he’s a dick but at least he’s honest.

8:27: “I love how Brooke chose to handle the conflict,” Davis says sarcastically. So do all the viewers! It’s why we watch, my friend. Alex and Davis are floating in the pool (hey, first time we’ve seen that thing used) talking about how Brooke is emotionally immature. I have no doubt that’s why they cast her for this show in the first place.

8:28: Brooke and Davis finally meet up in the bathroom and have it out, Davis reiterating the chin thing (*cringe, shut up dude*) and Brooke seems back to reasonable again. Kind of surprising they don’t start making out in the shower or something.

Davis can’t understand why the note weighs 110 lbs., forcing him to hunch over.

8:29: And… everything’s fine again. “In the end, Brooke and I will always be friends,” Davis says. At least until your paid appearances at bars stop rolling in! Which should be in about… oh… August.

8:30: No previews for the next episode as we head into “Road Rules,” but head to MTV.com for a sneak preview of next week’s ridiculousness, which involves Jared’s visit and issues of Jenn’s promiscuity.

– I don’t know if I can bear another epsiode of Jenn talking for more than 10 minutes. Dear God. On the plus side, they head to Sushi Mori, which has an awesome karaoke night that I enjoy with my girlfriend from time to time.

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