$10 divided by 80 bands, comedians and DJs comes out to 12.5 cents per band. 12.5 freaking cents!

– Before you get your sunscreen and drink on for Aug. 11th’s massive Underground Music Showcase — the 7th annual event from The Denver Post featuring 80 of the best local rock, folk, punk, electronic, comedy, and DJs, all for only $10 — be sure to check the brand-spankin’ new website for up-to-the minute info.

– The fest’s all-ages shows take place earlier in the day, you know, for those who can only get one of the above on (we’re thinking sunscreen). Either way, you can text UMS to 26220 for a schedule on yer cell phone. If it gets any easier than that let us know… because we’ll be wicked surprised.