We know you live in a McMansion next to a mini-mall, but put on the damn hat already.

– Denver has tried hard to lose the cow-town image, but sometimes we just have to embrace our Western heritage. Take, for example, the Urban Cowboy fundraiser Saturday night at the Walnut Foundry, where a room full of urban cowboys (and cowgirls) will don cowboy boots and Western shirts to take a stab at bull riding, calf roping and cow milking…