Cheap Eats: Wild Mountain Smokehouse & Brewery
by Get Real on April 20, 2008

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What’s a family to do after a full day of skiing at Eldora? Try Wild Mountain Smokehouse & Brewery.

We had spent much of the day skiing at Eldora Mountain Resort, just 40 minutes up a canyon from Boulder, and we were starved. It would not surprise me if prisoners would turn up their noses at the “food” offered, expensively, at the ski resort. Yet we weren’t sure our stomachs could hold out until we reached home.

So it was Nederland, the little stoner town maybe five minutes from the slopes. Nederland has a Nepalese place. Nederland has pizza. Nederland has German food and a hamburger joint or two, and it has a grub-serving coffeeshop.

But we’d also seen Wild Mountain Smokehouse & Brewery, on the town’s miniature main drag. So after we’d schlepped all 4,957 pounds of ski gear across the parking lot and into our freshly muddied minivan, we pointed the vehicle downhill and didn’t hesitate. Beer and smoked meat — and in my wife, Annie’s, case, smoked tofu — it would be.

My expectations didn’t exactly soar.

Good barbecue is tough enough to find along the Front Range, never mind a little town with a healthy appetite for desperate and indiscriminate tourists. I imagined roasted or even (gasp) boiled meat drenched in saccharine barbecue sauce. I considered the possibility of meat smoked somewhere else, in an enormous meat-processing factory in a suburb of Omaha, from which tourist traps from coast to coast trumpeting “barbecue” (along with “fudge”) receive weekly shipments of flesh sealed in plastic and ready for the ol’ microwave.

Bless you, Wild Mountain. Your beer is very good. Your barbecue . . . well, let us say it greatly exceeded my expectations.

Let us begin with the brisket. Tender? Aye, extremely, and walking that fine line between weak smoke and hickory-saturated, too. And sliced thin. My daughters scarfed it up like wolves.

The pulled pork, piled atop a bowl of smoky beans, was tender but slightly chewy, with hints of charred meat for crunch. With the ribs, I felt like a sawmill: Log-shaped things were entering my maw, teeth were moving at great speeds, and with each log, all that was left after a few moments was a hard plank.

As for the tofu, I know some of you are snickering. But it was some fine tofu.

The chicken, however, was dry and not especially flavorful. The garlic mashed potatoes were too garlicky — I tasted what at least seemed like garlic powder more than minced cloves.

But the duds were minor irritants. One thing is for sure: The meal beat a plate of costly and fluorescent orange “nachos” up at the resort.

— Wild Mountain Smokehouse & Brewery —

70 E. First St., Nederland, 303-258-9453, Monday-Thursday 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.

Front burner: Excellent barbecue, great microbrews, nice patio.

Back burner: Not very roomy, especially when it’s too cold for the patio.

– Douglas Brown


1 Comment »

  1. Stoner town? Nederland?

    Thanks for the good review of a very good restaurant, Mr. Brown, but really… Nederland grew out of the “stoner town” image a good 30 years ago. The other epithet the newspapers from “down below” (as we call it) usually use is “quirky”, which is nearer the truth. As a haven for unusual and interesting characters, Nederland may squeak by as quirky, As a “stoner town” however, not so much. We didn’t even have a 4/20 gathering….

    Comment by Janette Taylor — April 23, 2008 @ 7:38 am

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